I apologize for my absence. I am working working working, bringing my magnifique French exchange student around the city, and wrapping up my summer. I leave in nine days for school. Oh my.
It just occurred to me that Steve McQueen is totally the American Jean-Paul Belmondo, or, perhaps it should be said that Jean-Paul Belmondo is the French Steve McQueen. THEY’RE BOTH JUST SO COOL I DON’T EVEN KNOW.
Customer: “The, uh, boning on my collar started coming undone.”
Me: “Oh, you should bring it in, we might be able to exchange it.”
Customer, aside to friend: “I just like saying ‘boning’.”
What the Helvetica is that?